"If I could have a taco for every Threebrain song that has swooned my delicate ears I'd be one fat ass black man!" -- Martin Lawrence 2002 Ebony Magazine

I think that says it all folks! Threebrain makes really pretty songs. So pretty, in fact, that one of them actually made his mom's legs fall off. She's in a wheelchair now and smells like urine.

Threebrain starting singing right out of the womb actually. It was aparantly a funny scene because the doctor was like, "It's a...holy crap! Is this baby singing? Wow he is singing! Neat man I gotta..." and threebrain's mom hollared, "Shut up doctor Steinberg! I can't hear my baby singing with all your damn yapping!" and then the doctor had a fatal heart attack. Some say he had a heart attack because he was a fat assed butter eater but people in Threebrain's family think it was because Threebrain's dad punched him really hard in the heart area of his chest to shut him up. Either way he died and everybody forgot to listen to the rest of Threebrain's first song ever. Threebrain remembers that song though, it was about doing lots of pushups and shooting old ladies in their tits and stuff.

Threebrain is looking for a drummer in nyc hhhwhere he just moved to do some shows with him. So hollaaaaaaa. He might hit up his friend Josh who does hilarious muppet shows. Josh drummed for him in nyc afore and was a mad good drummer.

Threebrain enjoys writing about his life in the 3rd person. He asked a man one time, "Hey, we all know what 1st person is and also 3rd person, but what is 2nd person?" The man thought about it for a second and then said, "2nd person, is when you close your eyes and write with a carrot." That man was Jimmy Pee.

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