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The Vandals

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    i once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all my girlfriends dead i say its leukemia or sometimes bulemia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all shes dead i guess theres a part of me that lacks sympathy oh the looks on their faces when i tell them how she passed away i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all shes dead [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you see its a total lie but its easier on me than having to admit that she likes someone else [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you know please change the subject, im going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her i don't want to talk about her someone alwayss asks about her so i tell them all my girlfriends dead
    My Girlfriend's Dead - (2:41)  -  5,808 plays
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    Here in America, respect your fellow man - Some foreign cultures don't understand - We got this little rule and it's called elbow room - Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume - It I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind - Until I get my iceless soda. - It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve - Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve - In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking - slime, that cut in line. - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - I am the ambassador of kick your assador - What's your affinity for my vicinity. - There's plenty room here in your country - It's just etiquette to use deodorant. - Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent - Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin' - I just need a little more space Get out my face - Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin' - Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole - Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here - You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness - I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - Push you out of the way sock you in the pate' - Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead - I am the ambassador, of fuckin' kick your assador!
    Euro-Barge - (1:54)  -  5,062 plays
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    Don't Stop me Now - (2:51)  -  3,190 plays
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    Some people are bad and they don't give a damn - what they do or who they hurt. - They go through their lives and don't apologize - for the shit that they've disturbed. - But they don't bother me at all 'cause I know quite well - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - Some beat their wives or pull out a knife - and stab a person or two or three - with no repercussions and no one here can touch them - and they get away scott free - But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - They will spend eternity cursing all they've done - faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run - They will be in agony until the end of time - 'cause they were such ass holes while alive - So try and be nice and to do what's right 'cause there will come a day - When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you - No matter what they say. - And be glad that you were good 'cause some don't do so well and - when their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell
    People That Are Going To Hell - (2:15)  -  2,536 plays
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    I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the club is full - and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true Cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats - and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat - We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes - and stomp around like a bunch of goons - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - We're all OD'd on the Olden West - seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best - I can ride that phony bull so damn good - Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside - My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide - After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies - I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Find out who all fights the best - We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest - Those damn punks are crazy(though) - and meaner than a bull at a rodeo - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - You call me an Urban clone of course - A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse - With a broken nose and a fucked up knee - Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Yee Haw - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late. I couldn't make it as a punker.
    Urban Struggle - (5:19)  -  2,015 plays
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