The Queers

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The Queers are a pop-punk/punk rock band from Portsmouth, New Hampshire, formed in 1982. Singer/Guitarist/Songwriter Joe King has been the principal member of the group, with a vast number of musicians cycling in and out of the band over the years. Supposedly, the band name 'Queers' was used simply to poke fun at what he called the "Art Fag" community in NH. That same brand of humor and inanity has become a staple of The Queers music, who have produced songs such as "Can't Stop Farting", "Born To Do Dishes", and "I Didn't Get Invited To The Prom" in their own Ramones-esque style. While some punk rock bands attempt to use their music to impart a social or political message, King has made it clear that The Queers exist simply to play punk rock for the fun of it.


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    Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends,
    poor report cards, life is just a ball
    Hi- top Chucks and bubblegum and oh my gosh I'd
    love to love them all
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    When I first saw her, gee, I liked that girl.
    Even before her first pubic hair would curl.
    Then old Hubey said, "Hey, dude, check this out.
    Man, that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout."
    And we all love her - Ursula
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    I hate anchovie pizza
    Asparagus and peas
    Wanting my desert
    And having to say please
    I hate
    I Hate Everything  -  52,041 plays
    You suck
    I hate "White Power"
    I hate you band
    Can't you see
    You're Tripping  -  49,442 plays
    My folks had me commited just two weeks ago
    My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
    Oh and don't you know it hurts
    But hey she ain't the first
    She ain't the first
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