Unknown until recently, scientists have actually discovered that rockabilly was created not in the 1950s, but way back in the late Cretaceous Period by prehistoric society's vast melting pot of dinosaur cultures. Influenced by jungle beats, tar pit heat and the wild creatures that roamed the Earth during that era, the only three surviving humans Jesse, Jeff, and Nathan came together to produce some of the wildest boogies ever known to prehistoric man.

SIXTY-EIGHT MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING, LOS DINOS ARE HERE TO STAY!!!

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