Ok.

Aren't we all so sick of the boring music floating over the airwaves? Aren't we ready to chop our heads off if we don't hear some AMAZING rock? Do you like ketchup? If you answered yes (or no) to any of those increasingly ridiculous questions, take a deep breath, press play, and get ready to experience some Handsome Lloyd. Hailing from Naperville, Illinois, these four ruffians are ready to blow your mind with Gombas' dynamic vocals, Shane and Zach laying down solid beats on bass and drums, and Adam blasting out lasers of pure sound on guitar. Long story short, Handsome Lloyd was born upon the wings of an ancient pterodactyl of rock...

and the rest is history.

User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License and may also be available under the GNU FDL.