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His story is folklore in both military barracks and hippy coffee houses – the legend of guitarist, Gregory Johnson. When he was just 16 he won the coveted gold medal at the “Whacky Wally’s Fingerstyle Guitar Championship”. All the other contestants killed themselves after seeing Gregory play. The very next year a guerilla faction of crack addicts ransacked Gregory Johnson’s town and tried to steal his family’s prize winning birdbath. Gregory merely pointed his guitar at the horde and they all exploded.
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