With flannelettes back in fashion and a deluge of reunion tours it's pretty clear that the 90's are the new 80's. Enter Caractacus, emerging from their Y2K bunker clutching a CD case full of Alice in Chains, Primus, and Soundgarden and looking around for the nearest Sizzler. Having missed the boat on the new wave of angst rock, they stuck to their guns and started pumping out the fattest grooves conceivable. With this they bring you an anthology of tales concocted in their decade long hibernation.

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