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Once upon a time at a typical danish all night drinking session (in the year of 1998). The seven year old Der Doktor and his seven and a half years old buddy Dr. A-Funz sat down and recorded some trax using the dildo of one's mother and the guitar of the other's father. Heavily drunk by gin and toxic, they decided that these trax should become some kind of sexy country western Hawaii music but accidently it turned out to be like a mixture of medicine, hell, pubescent belches, dick cheese and Cthulhu's sweat. Uuuuhhhh scary Dary. During the following 14 days (school holidays) they rocked 5 trax which resulted in a demo cd entitled "Songs Our Grandparents Taught Us" – That particular title was chosen because it sounded stupid and erm, well, the old farts paid for the beers and wanted some credit. They believed their grandchilden had a beatles cover band and wanted to get rich!.
One thing led to another and after selling their own asses to some drug addicted pedophiliacs the debut album "WARUM?" was financed and released on Eraser/Novatekk. Again a cheap title was chosen because they were too dumb and naive they couldn't figure out a clever one. However after some time they suddenly realized that "Warum?" (german for "why?") was actually a very good title. 'cos it makes you ask why? Why that title? Is there a point? Why do i listen to this shit? Why do people look at my ass like this? Why, oh why?
The self-evidently titled "LOVE" album thing was scheduled to be released in oct/november 1999 but alas due to several mishaps, live shows, delays, withdrawal treatments, broken switches and witches, and other stuff (classified,- one word “Chupacapra”) it was re-scheduled to feb/ mar 2000.
After two years of no released material Der Doktor left Arzt+Pfusch and his puberty behind in august 2002. What a shame! - Just escaped from a zoo, twelve year old sigh-monkey, CyMonk (from a german project formerly known as cymotec) joined A+P shortly afterwards.
In 2007 the third A+P album entitled "S.I.C.K." was released. Finally a clever title. (that gave a whole new meaning to words like “Interspecies Love”, “Diseases”, “S.T.D” and “Plague”.)
“S.I.CK” made quite a stir on the internet, was downloaded from the “creative commons” site 618.104.22.168 times. Cymonk delivered a surgical precision and sharp/provocative vocal, and Dr. A-Funz produced an experimental and disturbing atmosphere around it, The PERFECT soundtrack for a mental institution or kindergarten with Psychotic children
In 2009 CyMonk was spotted by a zookeeper, and was finally caught in the outskirts of Bergen (Norway), THOSE BASTARDS!!,- NEVER trust a guy in a green Kansas outfit who wields a net. He will be missed, but atleast he gets to eat free bananas three times a day.
Suddenly during a occult ritual in the year of the Emperor 2009, Der Dokter came out of a abyssmal void, he was now a half grown bald man and he had come back for more Dildo. Soon there after the ritual stated again and Dr. A-Funz delivered a VERY strong beer, and sweet music was in the air. NEW recordings were being made during the good part of the next 2 years (with heavy use of : a Ding-bat, a rotator Dildo of raw wood , a hurdy-gurdy and a matrix printer (connected to a ZX-81). And this resulted in the dubious working title "Lictor Evaporated" which got a life of Its own and mutated heavily into the Orchestral march music of the damned legions .
The new tracks marks (again) a new direction music/ lyric wise for A+P, and the doctors decided that they wanted to see if there was a label Interested in releasing this abhorrent opus of death. This agenda brought the attention to the label “Complete Control Productions”, and soon thereafter First Contact was made, a ritual began and now history is about to unfold..
Top SongsTotal plays on Last.fm over the last 6 months
- Cthulhu Supermarket - 3,814 plays
- Hippie Doctors From Outer Space - 3,374 plays
- Better Than You - 3,131 plays
- Lyrics(love! bliss! joy! harmony and light!) (x2)
light shines through
i sense a little love
i want to eat you
the flight of a dove
- The Wheelchair Kommando Ate My Sheep Loving Baby - 2,748 plays
- Soul Of Intestinal Wit - 2,459 plays
- I'll Miss U 4ever - 2,351 plays
- Sincere - 2,184 plays
- Affection - 2,041 plays